Everything happens for a Reason

once upon a time there was a meeting between a doctor and his patient
The worried doctor told the nervous patient: "You have Cancer."
The patient holding his breath ask: "How long do I have?"
Doc: "10."
Patient: "10? is it 10 days, 10 weeks or 10 months?"
Doc : "10, 9, 8, 7.....




A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM"

He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."



' melvin ™- says:
in dialect,father = bei
' melvin ™- says:
mother = bu
' melvin ™- says:
and cow = kao
' melvin ™- says:
so wht is cow's father name?
' melvin ™- says:
kaobei
' melvin ™- says:
wht is cow's mother?
' melvin ™- says:
kaobu
' melvin ™- says:
call together and its kaobei kaobu


' melvin ™- says:
which organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size?
ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
i dunno leh
ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
whats?
' melvin ™- says:
the pupil of the eye
' melvin ™- says:
in dim light
' melvin ™- says:

ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
OOOOH
ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
haha you beat me at bio!
ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
hahah
' melvin ™- says:
i guess some guys will think otherwise
ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
HAHAHA
ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
I"M NOT A GUY
ayozi sometimes dear life, says:
LOL





all jokes courtesy of meltwig!
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